The Flying Buttress: What Inquisitors' Minds Want to Know

An archive for issues of The Flying Buttress newswire, whose purpose is to comment satirically on dissent within and relating to the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Cincinnati. Disclaimer: These publications are works of satirical fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental, but it all depends on what you mean by the word "is." May the Lord bless you and keep you!

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

5/16/06: The Whistleblower Comments On Pilarczyk's Latest Scandal

+"The Flying Buttress put out its "Another Fox Guarding the Henhouse" edition on Monday, after WCPO-TV Substantially True News reported Alex Henties, the person hired by the Archdiocese of Cincinnati to conduct criminal background checks for all Catholic church and school volunteers, not only has a criminal background, but also has a current criminal record and a suspicious relationship with his supervisor, Personnel Director Vincent Frasher, if you know what we mean. Maybe the story should've been called "Homos Guarding the Henhouse." Maybe those guys should get a special "Courage Award" too." When the Lavender Mafia takes care of its own, this is the result. You may access The Whistleblower archive here.


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